September 12-13 - Today's Announcements

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it."Oh, I really liked it."

She replied,"Especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hellooo? It's only 25 cents!
  • NOTE TO ENGLISH 11: This jokes helps me realize that I know A LOT about football!


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  • Read aloud: "September 12: We Knew Everything Would Be All Right"
    • Respond in Writer's Notebook

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  • Book Review due on blog by Tuesday at 7:00.
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    • Circle words of which you do not know the meaning.